1 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:05,204 - uh, barn? - yeah? 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,687 Um, I'm just about finished With our diamond robbery victim. 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,589 You said you wanted to see him? 4 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,156 Uh, yeah. Ask him To wait a minute. 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,615 Barn, what's that You got on your face? 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,396 They're called glasses. 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,431 Oh, yeah, right. 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,433 I would've expected Such a response 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,302 From a playmate On the schoolyard, 10 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,637 Hardly from an adult colleague. 11 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,139 Hey, barn, I'm Sorry. I mean, really. 12 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,740 I didn't mean to make You feel self-conscious. 13 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,475 I'm not self-conscious. 14 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:35,645 I just need these things For reading, that's all. 15 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,682 Hey, I understand. 16 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:42,452 But I kind of like the way You look with glasses on. 17 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,454 - all right, harris. All right. - no, really, barn. 18 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,789 I mean, it makes you appear A bit more distinguished, 19 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,414 Uh, reflective... 20 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,662 Walter pidgeon. 21 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,397 Walter pidgeon? 22 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,366 Yeah, barn. The Moustache, the glasses. 23 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,901 Barney, you look just Like walter pidgeon. 24 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:01,872 What are you talking About? Walter pidgeon! 25 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,142 The man must be 80 Years old by now. 26 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,779 Well, I guess I just paid Him a compliment, huh? 27 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,914 That's just one of The things you've done. 28 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:15,807 Barney, I... I... 29 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,216 Excuse me. 30 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,466 Uh, good morning. 31 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,322 Hello, hello. 32 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,443 Hey, uh, morning, dietrich. 33 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,710 How you doing? 34 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,812 - hey, uh, can I ask you A question? - sure. 35 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:45,682 Thanks. You know a Lot more facts than I do. 36 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,684 That's a good Way of phrasing it. 37 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,752 What is? 38 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,754 That I know a lot more facts. 39 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,423 It doesn't imply that I'm any smarter than you 40 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,026 Or that I have some sort Of intrinsic intelligence 41 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,627 That you don't have. 42 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,430 It just means that, because Of my background in education, 43 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,898 I just happen to have 44 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,500 A few more bits of information Available to remember. 45 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,802 Yeah. 46 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,170 Right. 47 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:09,205 Is that guy a quaker? 48 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,940 What are you, crazy? 49 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,942 No, I just don't know. 50 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,011 He's a hasidic jew. 51 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,579 Oh, right. 52 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,648 There was another Diamond robbery. 53 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,650 Yeah? 54 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,787 You do know that the hasidim Have traditionally been a part 55 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,822 Of the diamond Business in new york 56 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,590 Since the turn of the century. 57 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,454 No, I don't know that, either. 58 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:33,162 What'd the rangers Do last night? 59 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,454 - they won, 3-2. - thanks. 60 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:40,837 Oh, hey, barn. 61 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,972 Good morning, wojo. 62 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,842 Do you know what that guy is? 63 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,010 Yeah. 64 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:49,546 Oh. 65 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,581 Well, the rangers Won last night, 66 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,216 In case you're interested. 67 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,940 Harris: barn? 68 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,591 This is yacov berger. Mr. Berger, captain miller. 69 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,126 - mr. Berger. - captain. 70 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,028 Mr. Berger was Walking down canal, 71 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:07,197 Carrying approximately 40 uncut diamonds, 72 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,498 When he was accosted By a man with a gun. 73 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,034 Yeah, he took out this pistol, 74 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,969 And he said, "Hand Over the ice, padre." 75 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,070 Padre? 76 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,072 Yes, I thought he Meant somebody else, 77 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:17,941 Another person, But no such luck. 78 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,609 You, uh, gave him the gems? 79 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,611 That surprises you? 80 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,014 No, no, no. 81 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:26,149 That's a very wise move. 82 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,885 You know, your shakespeare said, 83 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:32,621 "He who steals my Purse steals trash." 84 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:33,990 You heard that? 85 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,926 Don't you believe it. 86 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,897 85 karats of very valuable Merchandise he took. 87 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,598 Sorry to hear that. 88 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,567 Well, at least I'm Alive, thank the lord. 89 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:48,471 Won't you have a Seat, mr. Berger? 90 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:51,440 Thank you. Thank you. 91 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:53,142 There's, uh, just one thing 92 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,178 That I don't really understand. 93 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,881 What... What were you doing Walking through the street, 94 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,949 Carrying all these Diamonds in your pocket? 95 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:03,552 What's to understand? That's tradition. 96 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,988 Tradition? 97 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,956 Barn, "Fiddler on the roof." 98 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,892 Didn't you see it? 99 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,526 Look, for generations... 100 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,896 My father and his Father before him... 101 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,564 We always walk the Streets of new york, 102 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,433 Never been bothered. 103 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,468 I'm afraid times are Changing, mr. Berger. 104 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:22,038 We've had four such robberies In the last two weeks alone. 105 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,707 Oy, that's shameful! 106 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:26,342 You should do Something about it! 107 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,078 Well, we're trying, mr. Berger, 108 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,512 But it would help 109 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,447 If you didn't present Such a tempting target. 110 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:35,506 What do you want me To do... Wear a disguise? 111 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,611 Uh, barn? 112 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,226 There's a disturbance Over in the park. 113 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:43,893 Want me to check it out? 114 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,562 Yeah, uh... Hmm. 115 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:49,265 Take a uniform with You. We're still short. 116 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,935 If there isn't Anything else, captain... 117 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,269 I've already sent out 118 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,939 A description of the Suspect, barn, so... 119 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,008 That'll be it for Now, mr. Berger. 120 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:00,209 If anything turns Up, we'll contact you. 121 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,213 Thank you. Thank you. 122 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:04,613 You're welcome. 123 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,949 Thank you. 124 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,684 - shalom. - shalom? 125 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,253 Shalom. Shalom uvracha... 126 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,812 Amen. 127 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,668 Mm-hmm? 128 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,536 - you busy, captain? - no, no. Come on in. 129 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,560 Thank you. 130 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:39,776 What's this? 131 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,899 Go ahead. Open it. 132 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:46,716 Ah, you're having a party. 133 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,185 I know. 134 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,956 "Saturday, 8:00 p.M., Black tie optional"? 135 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,058 Most of the people Will be wearing jeans. 136 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,626 I just don't want to Inhibit anybody sartorially. 137 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,063 Understandable. 138 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:03,099 There's an rsvp There. You coming? 139 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:08,838 Uh, well, I'll, uh... I'll let you know. 140 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,975 Oh, yeah. Fraternization with Subordinates... I understand. 141 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,577 No, no, no, no, Dietrich, that's not it. 142 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,046 It's just that... Well, I mean, honestly, 143 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,348 I don't know that I'd Fit in with your friends. 144 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,617 You don't have to Worry about that. 145 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,087 There's gonna be a lot Of older folks there. 146 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,489 I got a friend, 87. 147 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:29,458 He worked on the panama canal. 148 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,894 Gets pretty wild at These parties sometimes. 149 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,662 I'll let you know. 150 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:36,565 Sure. Take your time. 151 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,035 You can let me know later on... 152 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,837 Even tomorrow. 153 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:44,073 I just need an approximate Count for the egg rolls. 154 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:46,164 Hope you can make it. 155 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,547 Come on. Just get in here. 156 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:54,883 Great upper-body strength. You must be a lifter, right? 157 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,019 Where should I put this stuff? 158 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,909 Uh, put it down. 159 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,226 Hey, careful with my equipment! 160 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,895 I got my own equipment To worry about. 161 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,931 What the hell is all that? 162 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:12,201 Uh, barn, this is Richard perito. 163 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,336 Hi. 164 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,503 Captain miller. 165 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,539 - you a policeman? - yes. 166 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,074 Don't you have fitness Requirements anymore? 167 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,298 Just can it, will you, perito? 168 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:24,647 He was in the park. 169 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,816 He almost hit some Old lady with his spear. 170 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,986 No, no, that's a javelin. It was a 200-foot toss. 171 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,156 He was fighting with a Bunch of cub scouts and... 172 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,525 Yeah, they kept pulling Up my distance markers, 173 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:36,792 The little devils. 174 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,529 Wojo, I wanted to work on Those status reports with you. 175 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:42,931 Dietrich, would you take Mr. Perito's statement? 176 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,168 Over here, mr. Perito. 177 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,392 Did you ever throw One of these things? 178 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,078 Tall sucker, huh? 179 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,779 - dietrich: levitt? - yeah? 180 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,748 - let's see. Here. - mail? 181 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,584 No, it's an invitation To a party I'm giving. 182 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,608 Yeah? 183 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,289 "Saturday, 8:00 P.M." no kidding. 184 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,690 Think you can make it? 185 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,658 Sure, I can even Come a little early 186 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:12,161 And help with the dip, Set up some folding chairs. 187 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,796 - no, 8:00's fine. - beautiful. 188 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,765 I could take some adult games I have and bring them along. 189 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,501 We're gonna be playing some. 190 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,936 As each guest comes In, they draw from a hat 191 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,072 The name of a 14th-century philosopher 192 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,807 And assume his character. 193 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,510 Then, by quoting various Thoughts and phrases 194 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,912 During the course of A normal conversation, 195 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,982 Each guest tries to Guess the other's identity. 196 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,450 You ever play that? 197 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,218 I can play yahtzee. 198 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,554 All right. I'll see you there. 199 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,856 See you there. 200 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,400 - okay. - okay. 201 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,747 Uh... 202 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,595 Damn it. 203 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,054 Excuse me. I forgot... Forgot something. 204 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,170 Where are those january figures? 205 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:58,074 January... Is right Here... January. 206 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,630 Oh, thank you. 207 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,080 Hey... Glasses. 208 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,917 Yes, glasses. 209 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,852 How come? 210 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,487 Well, I thought about it. 211 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:15,190 I decided it would be nice if I could see what I was doing. 212 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:18,728 Oh, there's something Wrong with your eyes. 213 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:22,065 That's generally the Reason one wears glasses. 214 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,933 I got an uncle who wears Glasses exactly like these ones, 215 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,269 You know? 216 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,305 The same black frame and... 217 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,708 The hearing aid Clips on right here. 218 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,709 Huh? 219 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,800 There's a hearing aid that... 220 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,153 Occupation? 221 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,155 Athlete, amateur. 222 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,290 I want that specified, "Amateur athlete." 223 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,693 Do you have any more Traditional occupation, 224 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,294 As well, mr. Perito? 225 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,131 I used to, but it took too much Time away from my training. 226 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,999 What are you training For, mr. Perito? 227 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,703 Isn't it obvious? 228 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,805 - decathlon? - mm-hmm, olympics. 229 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,172 1980? 230 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,709 Mm-hmm, if I'm ready. 231 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,532 Otherwise, 1984. 232 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,281 What's your age, mr. Perito? 233 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,482 43. 234 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,517 I'll save you the Trouble, all right? 235 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,586 I'm gonna be 45 For the '80 games. 236 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,856 I'll be 49 in 1984. 237 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,024 Ah... "Foolish," You're thinking. 238 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,894 "Oh, yes, he's lost his Mind. He's gone bananas." 239 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,763 Let me save you the trouble 240 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,565 Because I've heard all Of that before, all right? 241 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,533 It never crossed my mind. 242 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,369 Oh, sure, sure. 243 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,771 There have been too many Noteworthy accomplishments 244 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,307 All over the world from People much older than you are. 245 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,142 Yeah. That's true. 246 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,278 But not too many people Are aware of that, you know? 247 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,413 That's right. I'll Give you an example. 248 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,548 Grandma moses Didn't begin painting 249 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,885 Until she was in her late 70s. 250 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:52,121 Eamon de valera was president Of ireland at the age of... 251 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,689 92. Exactly. 252 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,191 Right. 253 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,427 And then there's Senator strom thurmond. 254 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,063 What? 255 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,366 Fathered a child At the age of 74. 256 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,568 Oh. 257 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,037 I guess his only abstentions 258 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,973 Have been on the Floor of the senate. 259 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,964 That's political satire. 260 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,211 You hear me? 261 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,385 Captain, I'm gonna take Perito for pictures and prints. 262 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,519 Fine. 263 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,555 Okay, we'll be right there. 264 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,190 Wait till you hear this. 265 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,859 Had a robbery over At 10th and canal, 266 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,861 Another one of those Diamond-merchant guys. 267 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,963 They got him trapped In an elevator. 268 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,465 All right, take... Where The hell is harris? 269 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,100 - I don't know. - wonderful. 270 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,602 Do you want me to get it? 271 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,571 No, no. Stick with perito. 272 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,438 I'll go with you, wojo. 273 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,840 You sure you... 274 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,143 - am I sure what? - uh, nothing. 275 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,968 Get a car, and I'll Meet you downstairs. 276 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,484 Dietrich, call kogan. Have Him handle all our calls. 277 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,086 Right. 278 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,555 Guess he's in better Shape than he looks, huh? 279 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,190 You know, it's Trite, but it's true. 280 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,659 The body is the house Where the soul resides. 281 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,661 I don't believe I have a soul. 282 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:09,253 You know somebody Looking for a place? 283 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,089 Come on. 284 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,914 Hello again. 285 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,115 Oh, mr. Berger, thanks For coming down. 286 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,051 Captain miller's on his way back 287 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,186 With a suspect For you to identify. 288 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,488 Oh, fine, fine, fine, fine. 289 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,924 You want to... Say, Come on in. Come on in. 290 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:39,094 There's nothing to be Afraid of. Come on in. 291 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,396 Oh, who's this? 292 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,030 I don't know. 293 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,066 But why stand in the hall? 294 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,135 Of course. 295 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,771 I'm sergeant harris. What can I do for you? 296 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,507 Uh, yes, I was told my hus... 297 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,743 That's his junk. 298 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,946 Oh, you must be mrs. Perito. 299 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,015 Oh, my god. 300 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,984 He finally killed Somebody with it. 301 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:05,787 Well, actually, it Was just a near-miss. 302 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,157 That's comforting. 303 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,160 Could I get something For you folks... Tea, coffee? 304 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,528 No, thank you. 305 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,230 I'd like some tea. 306 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,465 Please, help yourself. 307 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,135 Sure, I'm used to it. 308 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,870 Roseanne. 309 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,104 Richard. 310 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,772 What are you doing here? 311 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,275 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 312 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,943 It's just a little fracas. 313 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,212 "Fracas"? 314 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,847 They said "Assault with a Deadly weapon," richard. 315 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,216 I'm in jail. You're in jail. 316 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,819 That's bigger than a Fracas, richard, a lot bigger. 317 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,821 May I speak to my husband? 318 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:40,823 Sure. You can use my desk. 319 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,280 Thank you. 320 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,761 Yeah, come on in, herbie. 321 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,163 Now, no first names. 322 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,431 The law says I get respect. 323 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,234 It's mr. Glass to you. 324 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,802 Okay, mr. Glass, Move your sweet... 325 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,937 And no poetry, either. 326 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,373 How'd it go out there? 327 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,775 Barn, I'm sorry I Missed the call. 328 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,043 Oh, no problem. 329 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,445 Hey, not for him. 330 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,380 You should have Been there, harris. 331 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,981 He was great! 332 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,384 Just get mr. Glass' Statement, huh? 333 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,919 Sure, barn. 334 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,854 You got some tags? 335 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,357 So, we meet again. 336 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,925 I don't know you. 337 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:19,261 You don't know me? You Robbed me, remember? 338 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:23,098 I rob a lot of People in that getup. 339 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,600 Getup? 340 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,702 Did you hear what He called this? 341 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,103 A getup. 342 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,373 Don't pay any attention To him. He's just ignorant. 343 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,840 Listen to me. 344 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,542 My father wore this getup, 345 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,978 And my grandfather Wore this getup, 346 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,814 And my grandfather Before him and before him 347 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,282 Wore this getup. 348 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,152 - do you understand? - yeah. 349 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,143 So, if I hear you laugh, I'm Gonna pull your lips off. 350 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,880 That's very kind of you. 351 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:54,997 So how'd it go out there? 352 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,365 Nothing particularly unusual. 353 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,456 Ha. Not for him. 354 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,672 He... He... He practically Caught the guy 355 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,574 And made him drop His gun single-handed. 356 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,477 Come on. I said to the Guy "Drop your gun." 357 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,746 Yeah, but, barn, The way you said it, 358 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,615 You know, with such Authority. The guy didn't even... 359 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,483 Wojo, now cut it Out. Cut it out, huh? 360 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,818 This is not necessary. 361 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,886 Just because a man Puts a pair of glasses on 362 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,254 Does not mean he's doing so 363 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,391 So that he can watch his Life pass before his eyes. 364 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,159 So just... 365 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:28,786 Let's, uh, change The subject, huh? 366 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,893 He's in no mood for a party. 367 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,707 What party? 368 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,930 Here. 369 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,212 Yeah. 370 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:47,916 Did you ever hear the Expression "Diamond in the rough"? 371 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,820 - yeah, sure. - that's like you. 372 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,455 I beg your pardon? 373 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,379 Picture yourself naked. 374 00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,728 All right. 375 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,198 So, what do you see? A body Like any other body, huh? 376 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,867 Well... 377 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,403 Then, when you Put on a fine suit 378 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,840 And you comb your hair And you wash your face, 379 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,274 It sparkles. 380 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,443 It's the same Principle on a diamond. 381 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:19,081 Yeah, well, see, I got A few diamonds myself, 382 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:22,384 You know, primarily for Investment purposes... 383 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,453 Like this one. 384 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,477 Oh, let me see It. Let me see it. 385 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,286 Uh-huh. Hmm. 386 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,135 Well, it's a little bit yellow. 387 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,204 A few, uh... 388 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:46,441 Not a few... Quite a Few imperfections. 389 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:50,200 And the cut is kind Of old-fashioned. 390 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:56,685 If you want to make An investment, buy land. 391 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,254 I can't. I bought this. 392 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,489 Well, the next time That you want to invest, 393 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,525 Put it in the ground And grow something. 394 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,894 People always want food. 395 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,730 Yeah, but once you eat It, what have you got? 396 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,854 Diamonds are forever. 397 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,204 Yeah, until people decide 398 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,361 That they don't Want them anymore. 399 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,998 Oh, god help us. 400 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,047 Finished writing up glass. 401 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,148 Mm-hmm. 402 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,651 Uh, you might want To read it over 403 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,909 Because, uh, you're going To have to sign it, too. 404 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:38,093 Uh, the guy's a cpa. 405 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,664 That's right. This is A white-collar crime. 406 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,399 Still a crime, mr. Glass. 407 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,502 Yeah, but if I pushed a Pencil for my whole life, 408 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:51,240 I couldn't afford to buy a Handful of those lousy pebbles. 409 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,041 Hey, you're not alone, buster. 410 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,010 That's why I did it... 411 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,246 To show my contempt For the concept. 412 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:01,383 That's a unique defense. 413 00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,741 What do you think? 414 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,493 It'll just be a few Minutes, ma'am. 415 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,561 I'll give sergeant Dietrich the bail ticket. 416 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,563 Thank you. 417 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,854 What are you in here for? 418 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,802 Fulfilling a dream. 419 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,436 We're going, richard. 420 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,806 - roseanne... - we'll talk about it at home. 421 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,907 Roseanne, I can win. 422 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,041 Okay. 423 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,176 Here's your bail Ticket, mr. Perito. 424 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,278 You're free to go. 425 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,613 You take care of yourself. 426 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,736 Thank you. You too. 427 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,918 At least you can work part-time 428 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,386 And throw your Spear on weekends. 429 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,188 You've got to make a living. 430 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:43,213 I'd like to, roseanne. I can't. 431 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,695 Captain, thank you. 432 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,531 Richard. 433 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,633 I can win, roseanne. 434 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,568 - good luck, mr. Perito. - thanks. 435 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,069 Uh, levitt... 436 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,872 I'll take the spear And the frisbee, 437 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,507 But you got to Take the lead ball. 438 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,976 Come on, roseanne. 439 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,647 Richard, I swear to God I'll get a divorce. 440 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,249 Y-you don't mean that. 441 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,017 I do mean it. 442 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,619 You'll stop all this Olympic nonsense 443 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,822 And daydreaming Impossible dreams, 444 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,891 Or I will pack up my things, 445 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,515 And you will never see Me again, so help me, god. 446 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:33,809 Tell me... How Much am I holding? 447 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,744 You mean in karats? 448 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,112 Dollars. 449 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,749 Well, depends how it's Cut. Maybe $100,000 or so. 450 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,273 Ohh, ho ho ho ho. 451 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,889 Harris? 452 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,978 Yeah. 453 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,360 Uh, you through with mr. Berger? 454 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,562 Oh, yeah. 455 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,431 Mr. Berger, you're free to go. 456 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,265 We'll have to hold the gems For a while for evidence, 457 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,735 But we'll get them back To you as soon as possible. 458 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,704 Oh, that's all right. I got plenty more. 459 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,805 But, of course, I wouldn't Like to lose these. 460 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:07,476 Oh, no, no, no. Come On. This is evidence. 461 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,445 All right, captain, Thank you for everything. 462 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,881 Goodbye, mr. Harris. 463 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,138 Uh, yeah. 464 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,989 Let me see. 465 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:24,526 There's... What? 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 466 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,928 My, my, my, my. 467 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,930 I thought there Was 11 or 12 here. 468 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,165 No, no. Never mind. Never mind. 469 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,189 Never mind. 470 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,660 April fools! 471 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,442 All right, so it's February. So sue me! 472 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,885 Barney, you feel like talking? 473 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:53,355 Wojo, I'm fine, really. 474 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:55,057 Really, I'm fine. 475 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,860 You know, you may Not think so, barney, 476 00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:01,163 But sometimes we can Help you out, you know, 477 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,555 By talking, like you do for us. 478 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,526 You're right, woj. 479 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,197 It's just... Remember... 480 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,235 There's more things In heaven and earth. 481 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,750 You know what That's from, don't you? 482 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,552 Yeah. 483 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,608 You said it. 484 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:31,081 No, I mean... Who Said it originally. 485 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,817 It wasn't you? 486 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,664 Shakespeare. 487 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,954 Oh. 488 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,571 Hope I haven't disappointed you. 489 00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:46,997 Oh, no. Hey, that's okay. 490 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,079 I wish I had said it first. 491 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,136 Yeah. 492 00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:58,508 I'm sorry. 493 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,896 Arthur. 494 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,231 Hmm? 495 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,166 Is there something You want to say to me? 496 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,868 About what? 497 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:16,004 The little envelopes You've been fondling all day. 498 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,439 Oh. 499 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,662 No. 500 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,200 Oh. 501 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,952 Well... These are invitations 502 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,486 To a party I'm giving Saturday night, 503 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,355 Which I know you Don't want to go to. 504 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:35,124 So, rather than make You uncomfortable, 505 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:36,188 I didn't invite you. 506 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,160 Oh. 507 00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:40,862 Well, that was Thoughtful of you. 508 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,353 You're welcome. 509 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,166 Of course you Can still come if... 510 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,990 No, I got another engagement. 511 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,570 Okay. 512 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:49,727 Of course... 513 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,497 I could cancel it. 514 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,067 Hmm? 515 00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:03,340 Here you go. 516 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:10,725 This is for ed olson. 517 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:13,061 He's an old friend of Mine, but unfortunately, 518 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,263 I just heard he died a Couple of months ago. 519 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,987 He was 87. 520 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,969 Oh, arthur, I'm sorry. 521 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,425 Don't worry about it. 522 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:25,695 Just don't tell barney.